Saturday morning I sat consuming my freshly made caffeine elixir while staring at the boob tube. The morning news was over and the cartoons were starting. Much to my chagrin, the they were lackluster at best.
What happened to the good old days of Warner Brothers Looney Tunes? I remember watching Wile E Coyote chasing the Road Runner and knowing that poor Wile would never catch him no matter how many ACME products he purchased and used in his unsuccessful attempts. I often wondered what he would do if he did catch the Road Runner? Would he eat him? Would they become friends? Would the Super Genius move onto more challenging prey? I guess we’ll never know. 
Maybe I just don’t know the schedule. Why would they hide or not air these classic cartoons?
I’ve decided that I must, for the simple reason of perpetuating the greatest cartoons ever, begin building a DVD collection of Looney Tunes. I’m not just talking about the icons of Looney Tunes such as Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Wile E Coyote, Sylvester and Tweety. I’m talking about Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam, Marvin Martian, Elmer Fudd and the Docutunes, you know, the cartoon documentaries.
I miss so many of these… I need them… and I shall have them one way or another.
I’ve just given you five minutes…
